Jealous much? Reporter envious of armed convict's easy access to president

As Twitchy reported, the Secret Service recently allowed President Obama to ride in an elevator with an armed man with a criminal record who was exhibiting “highly irresponsible behavior.” We know Obama’s is allegedly the most transparent administration ever, but the Miami Herald’s Marc Caputo seems jealous of the armed convict’s easy access to the president.

Oh, you've had felony convictions & youre armed? Ride the elevator w/Obama! Oh, youre a reporter? Stand 20 yards away behind barricades…

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) September 30, 2014

All we can suggest is bolting for the White House front door armed with a pen and reporter’s notebook, although Caputo has his own suggestion for beefing up White House security.

Wanted: whoremongers, drunks, sleep-at-the-switch guards, badge-heavy liars to the press. Contact Julia Pierson, U.S Secret Service

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) September 30, 2014

Another great performance by the Secret Service.

FTW RT @robcrilly Secret Service did at least manage not to put Obama in a lift with an Ebola patient, if I've understood this correctly

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) September 30, 2014