Comedian Joe Mande has an indecent proposal involving Ted Cruz

We guess you had to be there.

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/457337433999147008

https://twitter.com/okaysureyeah/status/457337665328001024

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/457338073114624000

https://twitter.com/okaysureyeah/status/457338264140414976

[Update]

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/457524233170456577

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/457525224540352513