As Twitchy reported, a judge has issued a temporary protective injunction against U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson. Grayson’s wife, Lolita, alleges that the congressman shoved her against a door and injured her last Saturday. Through a statement, Grayson has denied what he calls his wife’s “frivolous accusations.”
Just in case that statement doesn’t smooth things over, Twitter has come up with hundreds of handy #AlanGraysonExcuses.
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/440985486593515520
#AlanGraysonExcuses SHE JUST DIDN'T GET IT!!
— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/Patriot_Musket/status/440986264515264512
#AlanGraysonExcuses I was gnawing a ham bone and she spooked me.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) March 4, 2014
#AlanGraysonExcuses George Bush grabbed my arm and used it to hit her
— Natasha Fatale, Pottsylvanian Spy & Bombshell (@N_Fatale) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/440986681215172608
https://twitter.com/Beer__Wolf/status/440987125278703616
#AlanGraysonExcuses "Her carbon footprint was too big."
— Michael McNally (@notoserfdom) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/Patriot_Musket/status/440987548794372096
#AlanGraysonExcuses I never touched her. It is all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
— Natasha Fatale, Pottsylvanian Spy & Bombshell (@N_Fatale) March 4, 2014
#AlanGraysonExcuses Bitch set me up
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/AmericnElephant/status/440989001025978370
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Just because I appear to have major, uncontrollable anger and rage issues in public means nothing in private #AlanGraysonExcuses
— BackScatter (@backscatter) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/debbieebb/status/440993902867136513
https://twitter.com/R_U_Srs/status/440993750416773120
https://twitter.com/Reddened64/status/440993646460932096
#AlanGraysonExcuses It was all because of a video…
— Jacki Barron ❌ (@PatriotJackiB) March 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/DrollNDry/status/440992441261228032
#AlanGraysonExcuses What's the big deal? It's not like I'm a Republican.
— Pooka Luck (@MuchLuck) March 4, 2014
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