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New Obamacare success metric: Those 'poised to gain coverage'

Remember the good old days when the Obama administration rolled out its “more expansive” definition of “enrolled in Obamacare” to include those who had simply placed an insurance plan in their virtual shopping cart? What they called “pre-effectuated enrollment”? A new White House email expands that expansive definition even further, touting those 1.2 million who are poised to gain coverage.

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https://twitter.com/cj_larry/status/413110970689400832

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/413111263351144448

https://twitter.com/GlomarResponder/status/413111420826681344

https://twitter.com/NoBroccoli4U/status/413112237251756032

Heh.

Yes, poised is the new word.

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How many Americans are “poised” to lose their health insurance under Obamacare if around 6 million already have?

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