To help promote his new album, “Black Panties,” R&B singer R. Kelly decided to open up for questions on Twitter via the #AskRKelly hashtag.
I hope whoever suggested this #AskRKelly TT has a sound exit strategy, and a cubicle that's easy to pack up.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) December 10, 2013
Don’t say that; there were plenty of good questions.
Now that the Volcker Rule is set to be finalized, which financial regulations should we focus on next? #AskRKelly
— Ross Parsons loves his friends (@rossparsons) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly can you teach me about iambic pentameter cause i still dont really get it
— Mark (@Mark_My_Wrds) December 10, 2013
what do you do when you're all set to put your "key" in the "ignition" and the, um, car, just says it would rather read a book? #AskRKelly
— David Smyth (@davidrsmyth) December 10, 2013
— ???? Only4RM ???? (@Only4RM) December 10, 2013
What are your thoughts on Jezebel making you a champion for women when you actuallyare a pedophile and a sycophant? #AskRKelly
— Neal Carter (@nealcarter) December 10, 2013
I'm all out of "toot toots" and "beep beeps." Can you lend me some?#AskRKelly
— Dax The Online Fun Haver (@savagehenry73) December 10, 2013
— A. (@AKPullEm) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly if he believes he can fly still? If so, is it over a kindergarten class?
— CourT Renae (@1120Court) December 10, 2013
When you go on a date, do you prefer to take your date to Lego Land or Chuck E Cheese? #AskRKelly
— Boss Lady (@NubianEnchantes) December 10, 2013
Plenty of the questions had to do with a certain videotape that surfaced in 2002.
#AskRKelly? I bet there are lots of pee jokes connected to this hashtag.
— Dem Kitties ⭕️ (@KittiesOrGTFO) December 10, 2013
— Brian Thee Aspie (@ProfessorBLove) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly How old is that chick in that video now? Y'all still talk?
— Brian B. Shynin' (@BrianBShynin) December 10, 2013
Sometimes, when I'm feeling lazy, I pee in the shower. Is that what happened with that girl? #AskRKelly
— Julie Kottakis (@theweirdjulie) December 10, 2013
Do you at least avoid asparagus so that when you pee on girls, it doesn't smell as bad? #AskRKelly
— Nixster (@OriginalNixster) December 10, 2013
The hashtag is heading straight into the toilet.