For a website that reportedly cost more than $600 $93.7 million to develop and deploy, HealthCare.gov sure is broken. Ten days after launch, “success” creating an account and logging in for many people means seeing a completely blank webpage.
@HealthCareGov Results after attempting to log in on Oct. 7 2013. The site claims success, but… pic.twitter.com/wo0riqvJmG
— Fred Fwizz (@FredFwizz) October 7, 2013
Just how bad is the Obamacare site? It’s so bad, you need to ask your mama about #YoMamaCare.
#Yomamacare so ineffective, she unable to sign up girl scouts to a Bieber concert.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 10, 2013
#Yomamacare is so fat that when she created a website it took over 3 weeks to load
— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwe1l) October 10, 2013
#Yomamacare so ugly, they shut down the government on her first day of work so no one would have to look at her.
— SilenceIsFoo (@SilenceIsFoo) October 10, 2013
#Yomamacare is so stupid that if you don't sign up she doesn't even know if she FINES or TAXES you $95
— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwe1l) October 10, 2013
#Yomamacare is so huge, you have to pass her to find out what the hell she is. Ain't nobody got time for that.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 10, 2013
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#Yomamacare so scary, they locked up all the national parks so the bears would feel safe.
— SilenceIsFoo (@SilenceIsFoo) October 10, 2013
#Yomamacare is so convoluted, Kiefer Sutherland couldn't navigate her in 24 damn hours. And he's Jack Bauer, bitch!
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 10, 2013
Signup only takes 10 minutes, guys! At least that’s what actress Olivia Wilde told us — in a skit posted by humor site “Funny or Die” — so you know it’s true.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated to correct the estimated cost of the HealthCare.gov website
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