Those old enough to remember the 28-day government shutdown of 1995–96 probably don’t remember a whole lot changing. With the threat of another government shutdown on the horizon, citizens are taking to Twitter to ask their #ShutdownQuestions to prepare for the worst.
https://twitter.com/notyourkimmy/status/384033698871377921
#shutdownquestions Will the Pres' chauffeur get laid off?
— `Patriot Ginger Snap (@PatriotGinger) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions "if the govt shuts down, who will target the tea party?"
— Dean Clancy (@DeanClancy) September 28, 2013
Harassment of the Tea Party will be handled by the volunteer comedians on the president’s Entertainment Advisory Committee, we’d imagine.
#shutdownquestions "if govt shuts down, will cowboys still write poetry?"
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions if gov't shutdown WHO WOULD BUILD MUH ROADS!?!?! Noooooooo!!!!!
— Steve E (@Steve25x) September 28, 2013
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https://twitter.com/NetStoopid/status/384037317138063360
Who will pretend to enforce immigration laws? #ShutDownQuestions
— Lawful Plunder (@LawfulPlunder) September 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/AiPolitics/status/384037959051137024
https://twitter.com/NetStoopid/status/384039231070298112
https://twitter.com/dj19173/status/384039877718720512
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https://twitter.com/redhotliberty/status/384039961386684416
Won’t someone think of the shrimp?
https://twitter.com/kurtabrown11/status/384040029338611712
#shutdownquestions– if it happens, will my #obama phone still work?
— thin man (@bbhuee) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions Who will tell me what size soda I can have? Or which doctor I can see? Who will tell me what school my kids go to?
— Stacy ? (@StacyLynn624) September 28, 2013
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https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/384046494744985600
#ShutDownQuestions If the govt is closed who will humiliate us on the international stage?
— Ann (@annlanncan) September 28, 2013
Dennis Rodman will certainly step up.
#ShutDownQuestions will there still be immature pictures tweeted out by OFA staff?
— Ann (@annlanncan) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions. Who's going to remind me to drink water?
— Mrs.Brooke (@BrookeDatz) September 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/384047586673303554
#ShutDownQuestions will Louis Lerner's unused vacation pay check be delayed?
— Amy הינדה ריפקה (@HindaRifka) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions Will Obama revert back to eating dog? @peta
— Sal (@SundevilSal) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions But how will the Govt investigate #Benghazi ? Trick question.
— Fredo’s Hot Wife ? (@tocuteforprison) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions will shipments of weapons to terrorists be halted?
— Just me (@reluctantzealot) September 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/dj19173/status/384048255111155713
How will the Fed Gov't react when they realize that the general population doesn't need them for much of anything?#ShutdownQuestions
— Dave (@CADave22) September 28, 2013
Exit question:
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/384047363523743744
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