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Move over, Jesse Jackson: Ted Cruz is reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' on Senate floor

Some people won’t like anything Sen. Ted Cruz says. The do not like him on the Hill, they do not like him passing bills. Plenty were touched, though, when his filibuster turned into a bedtime story for his daughters. Isn’t that breaking the rules by going off topic? No, says Cruz, because he’s doing what he’s doing for the children. Adults can enjoy it too, though.

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Yep. These are bedtime stories, though, so we’re going to let the liberal heads explode in another thread.

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https://twitter.com/KatrinaLimited/status/382656056775548928

https://twitter.com/sylvanrodriguez/status/382656090837889024

A lot of people must be up after their bedtimes to make “Green Eggs and Ham” trend.

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Update: Here are two girls who really seemed to get a kick out of Sen. Cruz’s bedtime story.

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