Until Alec Baldwin decides to get tough and tangle with another photographer on the mean streets of Manhattan’s West Village, we’ll just have to settle for this slice of nature’s wilder side: David Spade tangling with a squirrel on the golf course.
This piece of shit squirrel broke into golf cart and ripped off my peanuts and turkey. #prick… http://t.co/1zazvan5Vz
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) June 15, 2013
Update: fuckface is trying make a getaway. Goodluck dipshit u weigh 5 ounces. Not quite termite. No… http://t.co/4o8MItzRGz
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) June 15, 2013
@DavidSpade where's the 2 others? He needs one for the gas, break, and one two steer! He'll never make it to the 19th hole that way!
— The Bearded Mage (@dennisfarese) June 15, 2013
Due to popular demand, Spade uploaded the dramatic and profane conclusion to his encounter to YouTube. (Naughty language warning!) With tensions flaring, we couldn’t help but be sincerely concerned for the poor little guy’s safety (Spade, that is).
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And now the dramatic conclusion of man v squirrel. Spoiler alert. I run away. Adult language. NSFW or really anywhere http://t.co/oAbNm1tXWg
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) June 15, 2013
More entertaining than “Grown Ups 2”? We’ll have to wait and see.
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