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Jose Canseco solves fiscal cliff, sends hugs to Obama and Boehner, threatens to slap America-haters

The House has already signaled that it won’t vote tonight on legislation to avert a trip over the fiscal cliff, but maybe that’ll change once our elected representatives read this post. Jose Canseco has the solution, and the best part is that it fits handily within a handful of 140-character tweets. Frankly, we could write “cut spending” and have characters to spare, but we’re not the experts — Canseco is. Are you ready?

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Whoa, we get to solve the fiscal cliff and save the earth in this deal? Canseco is like Superman — on steroids.

Canseco for president!

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Damn it. That doesn’t stop Canseco from going to Washington, though, to do some, um, lobbying.

A slap and hugs? That’s what they call “tough love.”

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