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Sen. Dick Durbin unveils new energy policy: ban 5-hour energy drinks

Watch out, Nanny Bloomberg — you have competition. Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin took to the Senate floor this afternoon to address his energy (drink) policy, and that policy is a ban on the drinks. It’s the continuation of a crusade he began last spring; perhaps a couple of energy drinks might move things along so the Senate could move forward with some other important business.

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More people than that die protecting the U.S. consulate in just one day. Aren’t you relieved to know that Senator Durbin is looking out for lives here at home?

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