Counterfeit Cop: Dem Jasmine Crockett’s Security Officer Gunned Down by SWAT Team in...
Suicidal Empathy: CNN’s Jake Tapper Acts Out Norm MacDonald’s Viral ‘Muslim Backlash’ Meme...
Treason in Times Square? Crowds Proclaim Loyalty to Islamic Republic, Chant 'Shame, Shame...
Lefty Outlets: Just a Guy Avenging Innocent Family. Reality: Hezbollah Ties All Along
Trump Bombs Kharg Island Military Sites, Spares Oil—Warns Iran to Leave Strait of...
Biden DOJ's Masterstroke: 'Sorry, Not Sorry' Letter for Straw Buyer Who Then Armed...
‘This Is a Case About Swinging D***s:’ A Dissent Goes THERE on Transgender...
Oh Joy: Fake Dr. Jill Biden Drops Memoir LITERALLY No One Asked For
The Cost of Real Community: Showing Up When It's Inconvenient
Cuba's 'Never Bend the Knee' Pledge Meets Reality: Now in Talks with Trump
Congrats to Dearborn: Your Mayor Just Invented the 'Tragic Family Loss' Defense for...
Babylon Bee Breaks the Story About CNN's Much Needed Format Change After an...
Chuck Todd Finds Out the Hard Way That There IS Such a Thing...
Why the Constitution Protected Religion
The Free Press Does the 'Norm': The REAL Problem in America Is the...

Obama rekindles bromance with David Letterman, takes dig at Romney video

While most of us were reacting in shock and horror last week to images of the American flag being torn down from our embassy in Cairo, another startling bit of news emerged: President Obama had been booked for an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman.” That had to be a case of bad timing, right? Certainly the president would reschedule seeing that, well, the world was on fire.

Advertisement

Nope.

Some things are just too important to miss, like a fundraiser at Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s club and a side-trip to Letterman’s comfy chair. Reporters were there to give us a preview of tonight’s show, because this is news, right? In case you can’t stomach it, here’s a summary of the appearance in easy-to-digest tweets.

The great uniter took a swipe at the super-secret Romney fundraiser video, floating the campaign’s line that Obama is and always has been there for all of us.

https://twitter.com/RickMoore/status/248187477330894848

Advertisement

Obama, fresh from a Democratic National Convention which bumped Sandra Fluke to a prime-time speaking role, denies that the national suffers from a growing entitlement mentality.

Romney’s opponents say the undercover video just proves further how out of touch Romney is. Obama, though, understands your pain — the man’s working two jobs, after all!

Obama surprised many by answering some pointed questions from Letterman about the Fast and Furious gun-walking scandal. Well, almost.

I thought we didn’t joke about the daughters, as kids are strictly off limits. Oh, wait.

https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/248199349673271297

Anything else going on in the world?

Advertisement

You mean that YouTube video which killed all those people? Handled.

The episode hasn’t aired yet, so we’ll have to take the word of the press on that one for now. But really? The White House is sticking with the “blame the video” line, even after Ambassador Susan Rice’s disastrous appearance on the Sunday shows?

The first lady made her own television appearance last week to address the number one threat to America’s national security: obesity. Letterman and Obama weren’t afraid to shy away from this important topic.

Well, we’re glad that’s covered. Literally.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement