Full disclosure: This editor didn’t know the State of the Union address was this week and is now dreading having to watch it. President Joe Biden, or whichever of the 30 or so people on staff who handle his social media, made sure we knew by posting a photo of a draft of the speech along with some cookies and we assume warm milk.
Getting ready. pic.twitter.com/UhERyDuxTO
— President Biden (@POTUS) February 6, 2023
We hope he’s studying really hard:
My fellow Americans
[PAUSE]
How much do you want to be he says “pause” out loud.
you won't remember where you're at. why practice?
— Beth Baumann (@eb454) February 6, 2023
Make sure you don't read the word inside the brackets Mr. President.
— Matthew Kolken (@mkolken) February 6, 2023
Will there be cookies on the Rostrum tomorrow night?
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 6, 2023
Was this speech delivered to you from the balloon?
— Brandon Straka (@BrandonStraka) February 6, 2023
Remember to emphasize that half the women in your Administration are women. Thank you.
— David Wohl (@DavidWohl) February 6, 2023
And so are half the men apparently.
— RobUsakowski (@RobUsakowski) February 6, 2023
Get plenty of rest. Please, no yelling and God help us no whispering !
Don’t forget your juice box— Sal LaBarbera (@Sal_LaBarbera) February 6, 2023
When you say “pause” you should hold your hands up like puppy *paws* to make people laugh.
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 6, 2023
Recommended
— Stephen Lloyd (@apparentlysteve) February 6, 2023
Where’s the applesauce?
— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) February 6, 2023
Here:
Fixed it for you… pic.twitter.com/j9O0EBi6KS
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) February 6, 2023
7 lines per page…
— often uncommon 👊 (@oftenuncommon) February 6, 2023
Are you sure that font is big enough?
— Frisch Report (@FrischReport) February 6, 2023
Looks like the spacing on one of my college papers.
— MillerTime (@ItsMillerC) February 6, 2023
I will be resigning, effective immediately.
[PAUSE for applause]
— 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐡 (@Beth2point0_) February 6, 2023
You should have them put pictures in it. That will help.
You're welcome!— Patrick McSwain (@PatrickMcSwain2) February 6, 2023
Amazing, well done. Make sure the nurses give you lots of Adderall. Is this man capable of personally providing any input into the speech?
— Mitch’s Corrupt Chinese Banker (@TonyDeplorable1) February 6, 2023
Please practice this all day and tell the docs to give you everything they got to look alive.
— Ty (@tyjothesavage) February 6, 2023
Prevagen with an IV
— Cap’n Jim Miller🇺🇸 (@FunnyJim1965) February 6, 2023
“These are the mistakes I made, and will make amends for over the next two years.”
— Randell Hynes (@HynesForNevada) February 6, 2023
Now you’re talking.
https://twitter.com/scvbuckeye/status/1622706287351037952
We’re waiting for:
My son Beau, who died in Iraq …
[PAUSE]
We’re going to check now if the New York Times food section has done an article on the cookies.
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