As Twitchy reported earlier, one of the dozens of people employed to run President Joe Biden’s social media accounts tweeted a “getting ready” photo, with a draft of the speech sitting next to a plate of half-eaten cookies. Who actually wrote this speech, though? White House Press Secretary promised reporters on Monday that “there will be no questions” that this is a Joe Biden speech — which we’re assuming will mean full of gaffes, fake stories from Biden’s biography, and a rosy outlook on inflation.
Jean-Pierre: "The president is heavily engaged in the writing process. When you hear the speech, there will be no questions that this is a Joe Biden State of the Union speech." pic.twitter.com/xgJjyFsMGe
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 6, 2023
That’s not a good thing.
Oh great, more incoherent gibberish about hairy legs, lifeguarding & Corn Pop then?
I’ll pass on @POTUS Joe’s #SOTU
— Ted Howze DVM (@Ted_Howze) February 6, 2023
Talk about expectation setting and lowering the bar
— Daniel Reid (@danielp_reid) February 6, 2023
So, the fact she has to say this is telling 😂
— S. Easland (@sdeasland1) February 6, 2023
“No joke”
— Julie K. (@Foxylady146) February 6, 2023
Mmmkay. pic.twitter.com/L2GdkR40B4
— The REAL Politically Savvy (@patriot_savvy) February 6, 2023
So, he’ll fumble every other sentence?
— Shawn Quinn (@ShawnQuinn83) February 6, 2023
I look forward to the memes.
— Jess (@JMacC323) February 6, 2023
Lmao. He can’t even sign his name
— Robert Floyd 👈🏼 (@robertfloyd23) February 6, 2023
Hahaha 🤣 best laugh all day. I am totally unsure about his writing skills — how much will be plagiarized?!?!
— Tina Sarbaugh (@sarbaughtina1) February 6, 2023
Sure. I don’t believe it for a second.
— Karen Sciarra (@KarenSciarra) February 6, 2023
It’s no secret that presidents have speechwriters … don’t try to convince us that Biden was “heavily engaged” in writing this one.
This is the first time I can remember that a press secretary said a president wrote his own SOTU speech.
— Moe Sizlak (@realUncleWoWo) February 6, 2023
[PAUSE]
— Usually Right Ω (@normouspenis) February 6, 2023
So it’s going to be plagiarized then?
— Uncle Nell (@NellUncle) February 6, 2023
If he's writing it, how many "no jokes" and "I'm not kidding" are going to be in the speech?
How many mentions of Beau or his dad's platitudes while lying in bed staring at the ceiling?
Will he tell the fascinating story of the train and the key?— Suzanne (@MayKelly) February 6, 2023
What’s the over/under on Biden saying “Trump” or “MAGA” tomorrow night?
— Toby Ross (@tobyross24) February 6, 2023
Oh boy, she’s already hedging heavily!
— Rogue Americans 🇺🇸 (@Rogue_Americans) February 6, 2023
If that’s true there’s going to be a lot of “clarifications” the next day
— Jen 🇺🇸 (@ferfy0) February 6, 2023
We honestly hope Biden had nothing to do with the speech. Maybe Ron Klain left a copy of it behind before leaving the White House.
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