OK, we found out where that image of first lady Dr. Jill Biden holding up a card with President Joe Biden’s worst habit on it came from; the two made a joint appearance Monday on “The Drew Barrymore Show,” which this editor had no idea existed. The Bidens appear to be kicking back for Christmas week and sharing some personal information. Jill Biden told Barrymore that “one thing Joe gives me every year is a poem.”
“He has a book that he bought for me, and every year he writes a poem,” she continued.
"Every year he writes a poem," Jill Biden said of what she expects her husband, President Biden, will give her for Christmas. https://t.co/KqOVZLYsPo
— The Hill (@thehill) December 19, 2022
Drop your best Joe Biden Poem below and I’ll RT ⬇️ https://t.co/EDGzTTaC7c
— Matthew Foldi (@MatthewFoldi) December 19, 2022
"The Road Not Taken," "The Waste Land," "Paradise Lost" — these are just a few of the poems Joe Biden has probably plagiarized.
— Charles Correll III 🎄 (@_CharlesCorrell) December 19, 2022
Joe Biden actually wrote all of these
— Matthew Foldi (@MatthewFoldi) December 19, 2022
love that when I call for you, you’re there…not dead.
I love when I ask for you to stand with me, you do…wheelchair free.
I love how clean and articulate you are…like a black man I once knew.
I love that you’re my president…it certainly can’t be me!
— Scott Bridgeman (@Devils73) December 19, 2022
There once was a man from Natucket
And he ah, well anyway I’ve said too much— Ed Gallagher (@ejgallagher1) December 19, 2022
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
C’mon, man – they call it a fork in the road
cuz you can just sit and eat lunch while you’re trying to remember where they told you to go! Got it? Look, fat, when I gave my uncle the gold gloves award, I was— Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆 (@ING2Firebrand) December 19, 2022
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Roses are red
I like bacon and eggs
Sometimes I tell children
About my harry legs— Richard Harambe (@Doc_Chimpanzee) December 19, 2022
There once was an old man from Scranton,
Who liked ice cream and took Macrodantin,
With a smile and a twist,
He raised up his fist,
and said “trunalimunumaprzure!”— Dark Helmet 🎄 (@Ferraro41) December 19, 2022
My haiku:
Corn Pop by blue pool
Summer day ice cream cone
Ten percent big guy— Ward Heeler – A Dog Faced Pony Boy 🍂 (@ward_pol) December 19, 2022
Listen here Jack! Vote for me or you’re not Black! Hunter I bought you some Crack! Jill where is my Snack!? Touchdown Seahawks!
— ✌🏼 (@danglybanging) December 19, 2022
There once was a boy from Scranton
Who fought Corn Pop and his gang with abandon
Though no brainwaves were detected
He was miraculously elected
And now he’s our lovable Brandon ❤️❤️❤️
— 🫃🏼🇺🇦💉Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 19, 2022
Corn pop was a mean dude
Kids liked my hairy legs— David Perdue's Donut (@CobraArbok) December 19, 2022
I'm the Great Negro
In all 54 states
Uhh where is Jackie?— Wartime Sober. (@tweetonceforyes) December 19, 2022
There once was a man from Scranton.
Why forgot how to put his own pants on.
He struggled and tried.
And he almost died.
And he said “I like turtles”.
— Jon (@jonfw2) December 19, 2022
trunalimunumaprzure
Violets are chocolate chip
Kids smell good
I shit my pants pic.twitter.com/3F9awca5oD— David 🐊 #FloridaStrong (@Fl0ridaBoy74) December 19, 2022
I love hearing jingle bells
As children sing
All men are created equal
By, you know, the thing— Jonnu Smith Stan 🍉🍉 (@SatiricalNot) December 19, 2022
Listen Jack, my boy loves crack, little kids and adrenochrome is where it’s at, if you didn’t vote for me then you ain’t black.
— J (@burnpitceo) December 19, 2022
Listen up, Jack –
Hunter's on crack
Kids smell good
I'm from the hood
Just pooped my Depends
That's how this poem ends— Lib Tear Connoisseur (@k_ovfefe2) December 19, 2022
What is Biden giving his granddaughter Navy this Christmas? She’s four now.
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Related:
Meme time: Dr. Jill Biden reveals the one bad habit she’d like her husband to fix https://t.co/zp5V48oI1B
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 19, 2022
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