Last month, we reported that Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition Sam Brinton had been arrested on a felony charge of stealing luggage. It probably wouldn’t have been a story at all but for Brinton’s penchant for dressing in women’s clothes and posting photos of himself engaging in “pup play.”
Men’s Health reports that pup play isn’t just a sexual kink — it’s freedom. Zachary Zane writes:
Some guys feel like they turn into an animal when they have sex. But if you watched season 2 of Netflix’s BDSM show, Bonding, then you know others prefer to dress up as an animal when they do it. Puppy play (a.k.a pup play) is a form of consensual, adult role-play popular in the gay leather community, where people dress up and embody the characteristics of a dog. Often, these so-called “pups” wear a leather dog mask and a tail, usually in the form of a butt plug. They walk around on all fours, bark, and sometimes eat and drink from a bowl.
In the same vain, we probably wouldn’t have noted this Army colonel’s retirement, but we’re trying to normalize pup play and hopefully introduce it to children’s reading programs.
We are not a serious country. https://t.co/6ZjgvGJVqb
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) December 7, 2022
Damn, the original tweet’s been hidden, but here’s a screenshot:
Here’s a better shot from his timeline:
https://twitter.com/PupAldwyn/status/1598440621781536779
— Laura Anne (@Mrs_LCampbell) December 7, 2022
…thank you for your service?
— Rown Garnbii (@rowngarnbii) December 7, 2022
— Nash (@aNASH_89) December 7, 2022
This is me almost all the time now.
— Awakenotwoke (@Awakenotwoke25) December 7, 2022
December 1993 (29 years ago): Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy …
Coincidence?
— Taqtiqal NuQes (@TaqtiqalNuQes) December 7, 2022
Imagine charging the beaches of dday with that on. Or in a modern context going to Afghanistan. They wouldn’t believe their eyes.
— Alex Fulton (@AlexFul81166531) December 7, 2022
Paw Patrol the next generation?
— K (@Keating138) December 7, 2022
— Skulled Sand Wedge (@GeorgiaMan45) December 7, 2022
— PourSomeSplendaOnMe (@AKAJoeRizzuto) December 7, 2022
A lot of medals. Must be a real hero.
— Summerslease (@Summerslease1) December 7, 2022
Um, have you actually met any military folks? This isn’t shocking or out of step actually 😂
— Blackout The Conspiracy (@BlackOpsIsReal1) December 7, 2022
In uniform this shit damn sure should be prohibited.
— Broke_Down_Trucker (@TruckerDown) December 7, 2022
Soon all our pony dog soldiers can drive their electric tanks and humvees into battle to defeat the enemy with diversity and inclusion.
— Nameless Grey Face (@GreyNameless) December 7, 2022
We actually a little surprised he wasn’t featured in some of the Army’s most recent recruitment ads. There’s room in the military for everyone.
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