Here’s another tidbit from President Joe Biden’s speech Tuesday. Biden seems to be a little obsessed with the All-American title; while campaigning for John Fetterman in October, he told a crowd that his grandfather was an All-American, a story he’s told before. That story’s been debunked thoroughly, not that it stops Biden from repeating it.
We’re not sure who he was complimenting, but Biden told someone that he could have been an All-American playing flankerback if he’d had him in front of him.
Biden: "As I told you, if I had you running in front of me when I was playing flankerback, I could have been an All American, man."pic.twitter.com/rvPtRXInT5
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 29, 2022
I'm so glad that the asthma that kept him out of 'Nam didn't hurt his football playing
— Steve Linder (@SteveLinder1) November 29, 2022
Pretty impressive for a guy that went to college on a full scholarship, graduated at the top of his class with two degrees and all while being a flankerback.
— Brad Luyster (@BradLuy) November 29, 2022
After the game he just folded up his football helmet and stuck it in his back pocket.
— Uncle Cocktail (@StillRadNotaFad) November 29, 2022
You gotta hand it to Joe Biden… He managed to graduate at the top of his law school class while playing flankerback and fighting off Corn Pop.
What a guy! https://t.co/Sakyy39hVa
— Michael Quinn Sullivan 🇺🇸 (@MQSullivan) November 29, 2022
I thought he was a truck driver. No wait, coal miner. No wait, a professor. No wait……
— David Sivek (@maybro) November 29, 2022
After being raised by Puerto Ricans👍
— Helton🏁 🇺🇲 (@StonedHelton) November 29, 2022
Flankerback. He’s a complete dumb ass.
— Chris Wray’s Boudoir Photos (@PantsNadler) November 29, 2022
— party god (@Real_Party_God) November 29, 2022
Is that why the kids liked to feel his hairy legs in the pool?
— 50calgal (@50calHolly) November 29, 2022
I have no doubt that's exactly how he remembers it.
— Jason72Rolltideroll (@JasonMefferd) November 29, 2022
"i was a first team tracker jacker with the buffalo saints back in 62 we won the super game two years in a row"
— bad mojo ☢ (@badmojo37) November 29, 2022
Tell us about the leather football helmets again, great-great-great grandpappy!
— Chris Hauk (@CLHauk) November 29, 2022
“Back in eleventeen dickity three we used to soak bread in pickle juice and we called it dill dough. It was my favourite shower snack.
— Lex Demonica (@Lex_Demonica) November 29, 2022
Looking forward to the NYT 3,000 word piece tomorrow on the little known history of the flankerback, a term used by the University of South Dakota during their 1911 season
— rcoll1 (@rcoll1_brisbane) November 29, 2022
— RaptorAdaptor (@RaptorAdapt0r) November 29, 2022
Mr. President, would that be at the school where you received 3 degrees, or the the school where you graduated top of your class?
— Matt Williams (@MattWilliamsOR) November 29, 2022
I dont get how all these people can sit there and adore this man.
— CindyKay (@CindyKa83361112) November 29, 2022
This must be why Biden was so confident he could take Donald Trump behind the gym and teach him some manners.
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Storyteller in Chief Joe Biden seems to have spun another yarn at Fetterman rally https://t.co/uvTy155BPE
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 20, 2022
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