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John Fugelsang says Christian nationalists will have a tough time when Jesus returns as a homeless brown-skinned liberal

Comedian, actor, and broadcaster John Fugelsang is ready to blow all of your minds, white Christian nationalists. You’re going to be in for a shock when Jesus Christ returns with brown skin! Oh, that doesn’t shock you? OK, well how about this: He’s homeless, liberal, and doesn’t speak English.

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He forgot “white” — white Christian nationalism rapture folk. The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin has been very clear that you can’t assume that every Christian is white.

The Washington Post told us that “the embrace of a Scandinavian Jesus is not just foolish” but a reflection of the legacy of white supremacy.

And this isn’t Fugelsang’s first time at the rodeo. He’s tweeted before that “right-wing Christians” would “nail Him to the cross all over again.”

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If you’ve been praying in English your whole life, it’s been a waste of time since Jesus doesn’t speak English.

Where did you hear that? We remember Al Gore telling us they were homeless.

Here’s the meme we were hoping would show up:

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It really takes balls for a comedian to make fun of Christian nationalists — we hear they’re the No. 1 domestic terrorism threat.

Seriously, how many times is he going to tweet this?

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