Comedian, actor, and broadcaster John Fugelsang is ready to blow all of your minds, white Christian nationalists. You’re going to be in for a shock when Jesus Christ returns with brown skin! Oh, that doesn’t shock you? OK, well how about this: He’s homeless, liberal, and doesn’t speak English.
It'll be awkward for the Christian Nationalism Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 26, 2022
He forgot “white” — white Christian nationalism rapture folk. The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin has been very clear that you can’t assume that every Christian is white.
Want to impress me with religious humor? Make a joke about Mohammed.
— James Whomever (@JamesWhomever) September 26, 2022
There would be serious consequences for that and he knows it.
— Robert A Rodriguez🇺🇸 (@rarodz09) September 26, 2022
— Russ 김치 더줘 Emerson ♿ (@RussEmerson) September 26, 2022
This seems to have become a monthly thing over the last decade or so and every time the left treats it as some kind of fresh hot take. The right says they don’t care and the left ignores that. Rinse and repeat next month.
— Skippy Bluto (@SkippyBluto) September 26, 2022
The Washington Post told us that “the embrace of a Scandinavian Jesus is not just foolish” but a reflection of the legacy of white supremacy.
And this isn’t Fugelsang’s first time at the rodeo. He’s tweeted before that “right-wing Christians” would “nail Him to the cross all over again.”
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Since Jesus is God, He'll speak to all of us in ways we'll understand. Also, He won't be coming back meekly, He'll be back in strength and great glory. All Christians know where He is from btw.
At least you admit He's coming back. Are you ready?
— Debi-Wan Otter 🦦🍂 (@livefreeordeb) September 26, 2022
I don’t care what he looks like, etc., I’m just here to say he speaks all languages.
— michelle (@miche111e) September 26, 2022
If you’ve been praying in English your whole life, it’s been a waste of time since Jesus doesn’t speak English.
The way you characterize his return drips with self serving ideology rather than some insight into scripture.
— Steven-o (@steveno88) September 26, 2022
I love it when leftists preach Christianity to Christians.
— Eiver Mecktun 2.0 (@Spearfish2eat) September 26, 2022
I heard he and his parents were asylum seekers at one point.
— Fleming (@D25979440) September 26, 2022
Where did you hear that? We remember Al Gore telling us they were homeless.
Literally the only people who think this would matter are leftists.
— Free At Last (@THATCH_ARISES) September 26, 2022
Here’s the meme we were hoping would show up:
— Mike (@MinarchistMike) September 26, 2022
Jesus wasn’t white?! This comes as a total shock. I’ve never heard this before. Oh man, you got em here!
— Mrs. Keo🌺 (@Mamavong_) September 26, 2022
It's ok. pic.twitter.com/Ecwkg27jb8
— SixPoundLine (@PeaGravelNed) September 26, 2022
— KellyMac 🦡🏈GPG🧀 (@Badgergrl90) September 26, 2022
This was a joke, right?
No one alive today believes otherwise.
So what was the punchline?
— Rank Badjin (@badjin_rank) September 26, 2022
It really takes balls for a comedian to make fun of Christian nationalists — we hear they’re the No. 1 domestic terrorism threat.
Seriously, how many times is he going to tweet this?
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