Someone call in a professional cleaning company equipped with a black light, because legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is leaving CNN, after remarkably not having been fired after masturbating on a Zoom call. CNN has proved that it’s not above firing some big names like Chris Cuomo, but Toobin got off (pun intended) with a brief suspension.

The Hill reports:

“Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving CNN after my vacation,” Toobin wrote in a Twitter post.

“Was great to spend my last day on air with pals Wolf, Anderson and Don. Love all my former colleagues,” he added, referring to CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

In a statement, a spokesperson said CNN is “grateful for Jeffrey’s contributions to the network over the years and wish him all the best in his future endeavors.”

Toobin was fired from The New Yorker after that Zoom call, so we’re not sure what his plans are now.

We hate to sound like progressives here, but the fact that he kept his job after that is the epitome of white male privilege.

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