Here we have another amazing find from Libs of Tik Tok. We’ve already learned from our post on Disney that one executive producer is a “biromantic asexual” who’s trying to get more attention paid to the “A” in LGBTQIA+. Some have suggested that this is the inverse of so-called “intersectionality” — the more letters and pronouns you can lay claim to, the higher the prestige, so a biromantic asexual would rank about a plain old homosexual, which doesn’t compel very much special treatment or celebration.
Libs of Tik Tok is leading us to believe that all teachers fall somewhere in the LBGTQIA+ spectrum … and also that they all have piercings and colored hair. We’re told this is a polyamorous preschool teacher who’s genderfluid and identifies neither as a woman nor a man. She doesn’t have her students call her “Mx.” though. If we’re to believe this story, her preschool students are fully aware of both her religion (paganism) and sexuality.
This polyamorous genderfluid witch is a preschool teacher in Florida. She’s so proud of herself that she discusses her gender and sexuality with 4 year olds pic.twitter.com/XOuuX6by4w
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) April 7, 2022
And then the whole class stood up and applauded.
— Inigoe jollifant (@InigoeJ) April 7, 2022
During the applause glitter started raining from the ceiling.
— Shellac (@Tachardiella) April 7, 2022
Things that never happened 👆🏼
— Oswaldo Prostanski (@Snooopie13) April 7, 2022
It's always funny to see someone who thinks they're so different and unique but they hit every single fricking cliché.
— VESPER (@matty_vesper) April 7, 2022
The piercings are a big indicator!
— Chuck Dolish 🇺🇸🏴☠️ (@LordDolish) April 7, 2022
Do they not interview these people?
— Pepper Lewis (@MrPepperLewis) April 7, 2022
I cannot imagine leaving my child with that for one second.
— iusedtobenicer (@iusedtobenicer) April 7, 2022
That person's favorite child is the one that parrots its views the best. How surprising. Curious how evaluations of the kids is handled.
— NoDeSi (@NoDeSi2) April 7, 2022
I remember when teachers used to teach. Back in my day, teachers wouldn’t even share what car they drove, they’d get kinda stand offish. Kids don’t care what you are, they wanna learn.
— Todd (@ToddEisenhard) April 7, 2022
Why is it always the TEACHER that needs the attention and validation?
It's almost as if they never grew up…
— Kang of Queens (@KangofQueens) April 7, 2022
She looks like she makes really good decisions.
— Glove 🏴☠️ (@___glove___) April 7, 2022
The groomer starter pack. The hair, the piercings, the hygiene
— Harold Pervis (@4WheelJustice) April 7, 2022
I swear, they all adhere to some sort of unwritten trifecta:
Having neon hair 🤝 being polyamorous 🤝 thinking they’re a witch pic.twitter.com/gMppeDXukm
— Lauren (@_iamfauxreal_) April 7, 2022
is this one of those groomers i keep hearing about???
— will saf (@wilsafris) April 7, 2022
It is indeed
— Martin (@Martin51307575) April 7, 2022
Are we sure that this person is actually a teacher?
— Thenash (@Thenash2112) April 7, 2022
Libs is pretty spot on with these.
They all look like the same dead souls inside who aren’t there to teach but to indoctrinate. If this shows up on the first day of school, grab your child and run, quickly
— CS (@CSANT22) April 8, 2022
Related:
Teacher explains why so-called ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law will require signs to be taken off restrooms https://t.co/A8rfedVvZg
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 7, 2022
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