As Twitchy reported earlier, the Democrats put out some truly horrible “heartfelt Valentine’s Day cards.” This editor’s favorite was the one with the headshot of second gentleman Douglass Emhoff, with the caption, “Be my Doug.” That’s romantic.
Seattle and King County Public Health decided to put out its own line of COVID-themed valentines, and they’re pretty cringey. “I would use my last home test to be with you,” reads one, while another says, “Baby, you’re the N-95 of kissers – top quality!”
Roses are red, violets are blue. Here are our Public Health Valentine’s, without further ado!
Check out our blog for more: https://t.co/PVMSXm1ciT pic.twitter.com/xCbSvXaZ7o— Public Health – Seattle & King County (@KCPubHealth) February 14, 2022
Hans had seen some cringey propaganda in his day, but this took the cake. https://t.co/QvK96FcOkE pic.twitter.com/jT8V4QXpMM
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) February 14, 2022
— Yeah, I Said It (@corrcomm) February 14, 2022
— Missing Robsten (@MyLuv4Robsten) February 14, 2022
Smooth brain propaganda
— open_wire (@open_wire) February 14, 2022
They’re safe because they’re sitting down. The virus will only get them if they stand up without a mask. Because science. pic.twitter.com/6Pgot0xyf3
— Steve (@Sauroang) February 14, 2022
I’m unvaccinated so King County won’t let me in there. I guess covid is getting in there anyway. I wonder how. 🤔
— Yeah, I Said It (@corrcomm) February 14, 2022
Roses are red. Tweets are blue. This garbage only serves to fund a worthless Social Media Coordinator role that is paid for by me and you!
— Jokar23 (@Jokar2312) February 14, 2022
this is what mental illness looks like
— Gray Duck (@notgrayduck) February 14, 2022
Is this what our public health department is doing during our emergency? Is this a joke?
— Seattle mama 🇳🇴🇺🇸 (@cleanslate21) February 14, 2022
My thoughts exactly – it's insulting – talking to us like we are all toddlers.
— V (@ScepticTruth) February 14, 2022
We paid for that propaganda
— nkkj (@issar20) February 14, 2022
You should repost your instagram video about how to use a shower curtain. It was super cringe-worthy even more than these.
— Davidson: Shutdowns saved 0.2% (@SorryNotaBot) February 14, 2022
Hard to believe. This shit is awful.
— Mr. Hopper (@BIG215FLY) February 14, 2022
jesus f'n christ this is terrible
Delete your account already.
— Sky (@skysira) February 14, 2022
Please tell me that you're a parody?
— Wu1f (@Wu1f_tketkr) February 14, 2022
Meanwhile we just watched the Superbowl with 100K unmasked fans and Microsoft is returning to a mask free office in a couple weeks. But make sure those kids are wearing their cloth masks at recess because science!
— Seattle mama 🇳🇴🇺🇸 (@cleanslate21) February 14, 2022
What is the purpose of these (other than to give some busy work to a county employee)?
Related:
The Democrats’ ‘heartfelt Valentine’s Day cards’ are getting a whole lotta love today … from snarky conservatives, that is [pics] https://t.co/uo5KVsyYyd
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 14, 2022