Finally, some good news from Rolling Stone. It seems that in a slide presentation given to Portland police, someone inserted a copy of the “Prayer of the Alt-Knight.” The image shows a policeman in riot gear beating up a dirty hippie.
REVEALED: Portland Police Riot Training Presentation Included Graphic Slide on Brutalizing ‘Dirty Hippies’https://t.co/5LR9dm2H0K
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) January 14, 2022
We hadn’t seen the “Prayer of the Alt-Knight,” but it’s pretty good:
And the Lord said…
Woe be unto you, dirty hippy;
For thou stinketh of patchouli and BO;
For thou talk of Marx, yet know him not;
For thou has bills, yet have not paid;
For thou has dreadlocks and white skin.And so I shall send among you,
My humble servants with hat, and with bat;
That they may christen your heads with hickory,
An anoint your faces with pepper spray.And once thou hast been cuffed and stuffed;
Once thou has been stitched and bandaged;
Perhaps thou shall learn,
I am tired of your shit.
Amen.
The good news all of us have been waiting for.
— Fuck Everything (@dougbellfanclub) January 14, 2022
— CapitalsDieHard (@CapitalsDieHard) January 14, 2022
Gonna have to go based on this one
— kue (@thekue20) January 14, 2022
Come on that's just funny
— John Blackfoot (@john_blackfoot) January 15, 2022
I feel like you’re presenting this like it’s a bad thing.
— Vincent W. Gaspacho, Sr. 👊🏻🧐 (@spazafraz) January 15, 2022
— John Doherty (@JohnDoherty064) January 14, 2022
— Brent Casteel (@daddy18880) January 15, 2022
Might be the best news I’ve ever heard come out of Portland.
— Jeff Fithen (@jfithen) January 14, 2022
Based AF
— Sloth the Third (@ReturnOfSloth) January 14, 2022
What's the sign on bonus?
— 🥔-kun@home (@Gringo_jhon) January 15, 2022
— syd (@SydneyCarton1) January 14, 2022
To defeat your enemy, you must know your enemy. 🤷♂️
— Rusty (@LieutenantRusty) January 15, 2022
Oh man… I don’t think people are going to be that upset about this one.
— JAS513 (@jas513_john) January 14, 2022
Why are you making me like the police?
— Benjamin (@gobenji89) January 14, 2022
This needs to be updated, but I don't think we agree about how.
— Thomas Paine (@ThomasPaineX) January 15, 2022
— Darth (@thedarthguy7) January 15, 2022
— Jonny Wichita (@Wichita_Jon) January 15, 2022
The world is healing
— Gone Jet Skiin’ 🛩⛷ (@rickinthe403) January 14, 2022
https://twitter.com/TakeGrader/status/1482133112515608576
— F (@dleonard724) January 15, 2022
— Rohan Cassanova (@irishswamp) January 15, 2022
Patchouli smells like ass dipped in failure
— Jeffrey Kofsky (@JeffreyKofsky) January 15, 2022
Assuming the comments didn't go in the direction you thought…
— Not What You Think (@FLOTFW) January 15, 2022
We didn’t see any outrage, but Rolling Stone was probably happy for the clicks.
Related:
Residents of Portland discover the law THEY VOTED FOR that curbed the police is not exactly working out how they thought it would https://t.co/pp4kkFKCwM
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 19, 2021
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