This is a 100 percent real story from the San Francisco Chronicle. San Francisco elected a district attorney, Chesa Boudin, who never met a criminal he wanted to incarcerate, and it’s showing. The Chronicle believes that residents and city leaders face a tough choice: should they tolerate burglaries as part of city living and just focus on barricading their houses? Should repeat offenders be put in jail so they can’t commit more crimes?

How is this even a real tweet?

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