CNN this week reported on a study showing that people vaccinated against COVID-19 were less likely to die from any cause. Yes, it sounds like a bogus study, and the researchers admit that “part of this is probably because people who get vaccinated tend to be healthier than people who don’t.” That will be explored in future analyses, they say.
But … any cause? We read CNN’s article twice and still can’t make sense of the study. What about car accidents?
Actually if you get the vax then you become immortal pic.twitter.com/RtQ5GwQ8Re
— petite nicoco (@PetiteNicoco) October 23, 2021
It’s true, I got hit by a bus last week, walked it right off
— muffin man (@PrissyEight) October 23, 2021
It’s true, I got it and I’m literally alive it’s amazing
— Taenyr Pylslae (@Rennat456) October 23, 2021
I got shot 7 times after I got vaccinated. The blood clots made me immortal. I barely even bleed.
— Jay Heinkel (@manicdepressi20) October 23, 2021
I mean I got vaxxd and haven’t died in a horrible car accident so there’s probably something to this
— Ryan Painter (@TheRyanPainter) October 23, 2021
I got the booster yesterday. Can I have X-ray vision now?
— Steve, Delco clout chaser (@smokin_steve_72) October 23, 2021
My vaccine gave me six pack abs in less than a week
— Rager 📈 (@Rager) October 23, 2021
>gets vaccinated
>gets stabbed 5 times in the neck,has heart cut out and replaced with live grenade and then shot in the face twice
>survives because of the vaccine— Packwood (@_ACGP_) October 23, 2021
— Amando Abreu (@mndflp) October 23, 2021
I mean I got the vax and haven't died from anything yet, maybe they're on to something here…
— Apparently Sasha#taxpilled (@MoonDuskUK) October 23, 2021
Is this real?
— Njimi 🛡 (@MONJ21) October 23, 2021
Someone tell me this isn’t real
— white boy ᕫ (3,3) (🎩,🎩) (@KrypticBoy) October 23, 2021
Unfortunately, all the vaccinated people have to fight each other until only one is left
— Peter Hague PhD (@peterrhague) October 23, 2021
Like Highlander? pic.twitter.com/9EfJo9wpN9
— Randy (@_MNmisfit) October 23, 2021
This is the very meaning of the "correlation doesn't mean causation" saying, but they'll make this shit into news.
— J Davdison-Chaput (@jdavidsonchaput) October 23, 2021
I was dead but then they gave me the shot and now I am alive once again.
— Bart D (@BartTheD) October 23, 2021
Cool. Gonna get the vax and then drive over a cliff to test this out.
— ironwillpowerBAP🏴☠️🎃👻 (@ironwillpower1) October 23, 2021
They are trying way too hard.
— ZenMoe (@PriceZenohbia) October 23, 2021
Is it because they are still too terrified to leave the house?
— Malnz08 (@malnz08) October 23, 2021
Keep wearing a mask, though.
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'THIS!': Mary Katharine Ham speaks the truth on vaccines, kids, and a so-called 'return to full normalcy' https://t.co/hyrjeEecxr
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 13, 2021
