This is absolutely hilarious. The Texas House has passed a bill allowing citizens to carry a firearm, open or concealed, without a license or permit. Or, if you’re Rep. Ann Johnson, it means you can just walk around “Wild West pimp-style.”

“That pimp can roll into whatever small business is in your community with their stable of girls and they can flaunt it,” she said. “And if you don’t have the courage to stand up and say, ‘Mr. Pimp with your stable of girls, I really don’t want you in here in my business in this manner.’ If you don’t want to confront them, you got to call the police and say, ‘Guess what’s going on in here.'”

That’s gonna be bigger than “dog-faced pony soldier.”

Twenty-one-year-old pimps are going to take over Texas if this is signed into law.


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