We hope we can get some investigative reporters on this, because according to the Associated Press, no one’s sure if it was Major Biden or Champ Biden who pooped in the hallway outside the Diplomatic Reception Room Wednesday. Major’s been almost as much of a troublemaker as Hunter Biden, but who knows what Champ is capable of?
Ruh roh! Biden pooch drops doggie doo in White House hallway. https://t.co/XJcv8cWZtp
— The Associated Press (@AP) March 31, 2021
The absolute state of the corporate press pic.twitter.com/yBr49oH9Xe
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) March 31, 2021
This why the media’s credibility is polling around 11% as trustworthy….nobody actually cares about this ?
— TeresaG (@TeresaGunz) March 31, 2021
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) March 31, 2021
Why is the AP reporting on this?
— Matthew of the Spring (@TeachToAmerica) March 31, 2021
BREAKING: @AP gets ratio'd to hell.
— Paul Brandeis Raushenbush (@raushenbush) March 31, 2021
THIS IS NOT A NEWS STORY.
— Sue Geiger (@suzygeiger) March 31, 2021
Mom and dad must be so glad they invested in that journalism degree.
— POPinDC (@POPinDC) March 31, 2021
whoa whoa whoa
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and i'm gonna need you here ? _______— Alex Rocca (@AlexDRocca) March 31, 2021
There's plenty of real news to report on. You should try it.
— Amanda Weaver (@AWeaverWrites) March 31, 2021
The bar has never been lower.
— Slammin’Ella (@EllaSlammin) March 31, 2021
Bravo, AP writer. This is one for your clip files and resume.
— David McLemore (@dave_in_sa) March 31, 2021
Well, the rule in my house is, whoever finds it has to clean it up.
— sound of silence (@AbendrothEllen) March 31, 2021
Maybe if someone walked them when they needed to go, it wouldn't have happened. Hey, sh*t happens.
— Lin Hughes (@capesafetygal) March 31, 2021
So whoever saw it first should have cleaned it up. Not snitched.
— Anne Henly, MA, RSP (@krisanntha) March 31, 2021
I really would hope for the press to cover up these kinds of scandals.
— Laura Camp (@LauraCampCA) March 31, 2021
my dog peed in my apartment hallway this morning. i'm available to chat if you'd like a quote
— mallorie sullivan ? (@malloriesullivn) March 31, 2021
Truly hard-hitting journalism from the AP today.
— (((Obsessa Researcha))) (@obsessafilma) March 31, 2021
wow, that's some great important reporting there @AP
— Beautifulmindofamy (@crazylikeaf) March 31, 2021
I cannot believe this is being reported as news.
— colleen (@cmmcguire) March 31, 2021
— Cal (@politi__cal) March 31, 2021
I only clicked to see if @ChrisCillizza guest-wrote.
— Jason Grant (@jase0910) March 31, 2021
Really hard hitting stuff here, thank you. Truly above and beyond the mark.
— Footballers_y_matadors (@MatadorsY) March 31, 2021
Our media have finally found their sweet spot.
— Ken Meltzer (@ken_meltzer) March 31, 2021
Can’t Biden find Hunter a seven-figure government job walking the dogs?
There’s even context:
What happened Wednesday wasn’t the first known instance of dog poop inside the White House, given the long history of presidential dog ownership.
President Barack Obama’s dog Sunny liked to sneak off and poop in the mansion, his wife, Michelle, once said.
President Donald Trump did not have a pet at the White House.
Just leaving this here again:
Let’s put dogs back in the White House. pic.twitter.com/7pBihksfXT
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 1, 2020
Related:
Major Biden’s hunger for human flesh has yet to be sated https://t.co/2yzWCzPVwG
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 31, 2021
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