It’s such a relief to have that authoritarian out of office. We finally managed to pry Donald Trump out of the Oval Office and now we have a president who’s governing by executive orders — what some would call dictator-like behavior. Asked Thursday if he thought he’d need to break down his COVID relief package into smaller bits to get it passed, President Biden answered, “No one requires me to do anything.”

Not even he can require himself to follow his own mask mandate.

Not to us, it doesn’t. At least we can trust his press secretary to give us straight answers: