This story comes to us from Legit News, based in Nigeria, and we had to skim their timeline to make sure they weren’t a satire outfit. Legit seems legit, though, so we’re wondering why they tweeted this:

Again, we thought maybe the hashtag #LegitStories was a disclaimer that you were reading satire, but we’re pretty sure this is real.

It has to be a parody.

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