We try to steer away from tweets about Joe Biden being senile or having dementia — we’re not doctors here, and dementia is a horrible thing and nothing to joke about — but sometimes you just have to wonder. Biden was praised to the hilt for his victory speech after winning South Carolina … praised by the media elite who were praising God that they might not have to vote for Bernie Sanders after all. But this … this is just terrible.
ABORT ABORT pic.twitter.com/BsLsn00ual
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 2, 2020
Joe Biden quoting the Declaration of Independence: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know the thing.”
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) March 2, 2020
This is bad.
— Hieronymus Burps 🥦 (@hieronymus_burp) March 2, 2020
At least I'll get a lot of laughs in before I die without healthcare.
— sad lad (@pleaselovemedad) March 2, 2020
This guys gonna get chewed up by Trump 😔
— Superbaug (@jhaug2) March 2, 2020
Biden insists he’s going to beat Trump like a drum, but those debates are going to be brutal.
this is the man who will save us from *checks notes* bernie sanders
— Doctor Nifkin see bio (@DocNifkin) March 2, 2020
I'm sorry but that man isn't capable of this office. He's a national security threat at this point.
— Jeremy au Barca (@ProgDownTicket) March 2, 2020
— PGilligan (@secystate) March 2, 2020
— Matt BKR 🌹feeling the 🔥 (@mattjbkr) March 2, 2020
This is who the Democratic establishment is stacking the deck against Bernie for. 😂🤣🤦🏻♀️
— Margaret 🇺🇸🇬🇷 (@Margare14571757) March 2, 2020
DNC, this is your champion???? 🤦🏽♀️
— Taylor Joy (@TaylorJoy305) March 2, 2020
Glad they're cashing all their chips in on this guy
— SmashMike (@Mikelennial) March 2, 2020
Oh dear God.
— Trump2020⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@summerscs2020) March 2, 2020
This is the establishment’s chosen guy. That’s a comforting thought.
— Pete Buttigieg is Patrick Bateman (@LeviHarris) March 2, 2020
Trump would literally destroy Biden so easily it wouldn’t even be funny
— Piper (@Lefty_Mind) March 2, 2020
Have you seen President Trump at a rally? He just goes off teleprompter and improvises for as long as he wants, and he loves doing it.
— the no-new-cavities-haver 🦷💫 (@spindlypete) March 2, 2020
Almost as good a tag line as "You should go vote for somebody else."
— Artemis Gannon 🏹 (@The_Bear_Queen) March 2, 2020
“…and endowed BY THEIR CREATOR with certain UNALIENABLE RIGHTS
PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS”
Old Joe had to stop himself before he blew all those sweet Planned Parenthood donations.
— Healthcare DataWonk (@HDatawonk) March 2, 2020
Lol. I played this clip, and my Mom is a few feet away from me and she's like, "Trump's an idiot."
I was like, "It's Biden."
— David (@arkhamsveryown) March 2, 2020
YOU KNOW THE THING
— Dinkledash MOPP 5 (@Dinkeldash) March 2, 2020
We should totally throw our weight behind this guy!
— Joe Kassabian (@jkass99) March 2, 2020
— Deplorable Texan ❤️ KAG 🇺🇸 (@bygrace__) March 2, 2020
— Debmoley (@Debmoley) March 2, 2020
I'm starting to feel bad for Joe, he's not well.
— #GlobeEarther 🌎 (@Bsmith_KCMO) March 2, 2020
Foster Brooks for president.
— Temptation Put (@AmalgamatedBob) March 2, 2020
We’re old enough to get that reference.
Vote Biden: You Know… the thing. C’mon man!
— Davey Gravy (@MrDaveHudson) March 2, 2020
Eight more months of this huh
— Tim Price (@txprice) March 2, 2020
This is bad. Really bad. At what point will someone stop this train wreck? Sadly, the left will gladly sacrifice Joe in their suicidal, desperate attempt to overthrow the Big Bad Orange Man. https://t.co/qwrBSOk3Ep
— Matthew Betley (@MatthewBetley) March 2, 2020
Biden gaffe watch: '…right here in the state of North South Carolina' https://t.co/3NvgB8Muuh
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 28, 2020