There’s a new fad that “wellness influencers” are pushing and it involves taking in some sun in an unusual place:
'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/AiHa6jxKeH pic.twitter.com/jkrxA9X5Vi
— New York Post (@nypost) November 26, 2019
She didn’t start it, but Metaphysical Meagan, who has 24,000 followers on Instagram, has claimed that “30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!” She’s also found it gives her surges of energy almost immediately and better sleep.
The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
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I see that white people are looking for new and better ways to display their lack of common sense and get skin cancer in excessively painful places. Yeesh. pic.twitter.com/IeiGyK0vZp
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It's over. We had a good run. pic.twitter.com/DrByZSGLcF
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Does this mean I have to get up at the crack of dawn?
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Taint happening.
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Is the devolution of humanity near complete? This story suggests that the answer is yes
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'I'm so glad we bought this delightful chalet next to the health spa and omg omg omg'
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I'm amazed humans aren't extinct
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I hate people
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When you're told you need more vitamin D annually and autocorrect changes your life!
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Gave it a shot. My neighbors at the apartment pool were not pleased. Luckily the cop was cool as hell
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Possibly a sign that the end of sophisticated & complex societies is near.
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Best part of the whole article. pic.twitter.com/jcG7ouGjzZ
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