We don’t want to get any angry DMs from celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti, so we’ll just say right up front that he is quite relevant and has 783,000 followers on Twitter, way more than The Federalist’s Erielle Davidson.
He also faces more indictments that Davidson, and he’s announced a press conference on Thursday in Los Angeles, which will have to do as a substitute for appearing nightly on CNN for months.
I will be holding a press conference tomorrow at 11:30 am PT (2:30 PM ET) in Los Angeles, following the release of the documents in the criminal campaign finance case.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 17, 2019
KTLA is reporting Wednesday that federal prosecutors have concluded their investigation into campaign finance crimes committed by President Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen — a strong suggestion that Cohen will be the only one to face criminal charges.
A judge has ordered the government to put the search warrant records related to searches of Cohen’s residence and office in the public record by 11 a.m. Thursday.
And speaking of criminal charges …
Will you be releasing documents to disprove the allegation you stole from a crippled client?https://t.co/cIQn2fRo9p
— The Alt-Middle (@thealtmiddlenet) July 17, 2019
Nice come back, Michael. I'd rather be a "nobody" than one who is infamous for stealing from a paraplegic client. pic.twitter.com/ml4dxJLRuQ
— The Alt-Middle (@thealtmiddlenet) July 17, 2019
I’m sure the dozens of thirsty single middle aged moms that still pay attention to you can’t wait!
also looking forward to whatever whiny DM you send me after this tweet. Don’t disappoint me bro!
— Robert Sifuentez (@RobertSifuent16) July 17, 2019
Will you be charging for handicap parking ???
— Fordicus (@zontarduke) July 17, 2019
Creepy porn lawyer still wishing he was a nightly guest on @CNN
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) July 17, 2019
Man I hope it works out better than the last time you planned a press conference and instead got multiple indictments
— Bored But Amused (@BoredButAmused) July 17, 2019
I'm not trying to be funny, but you may want to stop announcing press conferences. There may be people waiting for you.
— The Blackspert (@RealBigSol) July 17, 2019
— Carole (@cclilblond) July 17, 2019
— Matthew Busch (@soundhound10) July 17, 2019
Crawled out from under a rock
— Kiki (@RockinNYC12) July 17, 2019
You know no one listens to you anymore, right?
— Deplorable Texan ❤️ KAG 🇺🇸 (@bygrace__) July 17, 2019
It’s impossible that anyone believes a word this guy says
— mcb1 (@mcb171750611) July 17, 2019
Will @Nike be there?
— jed_simpley (@JedLindley) July 17, 2019
Going to plead guilty?
— Anthony Snow (@TSnow50) July 17, 2019
I think your 15 minutes are up. Sorry.
— wllindy (@islandmama1) July 17, 2019
Please. No more and I urge the LA press (I say that loosely) to avoid this debacle.
— GeneWhite (@GenoBlanco1) July 17, 2019
I was going to put something long winded, because i know you would appreciate that, but then i thought, why not just say it with a hashtag (pound sign for you old schoolers out there). So i hope you like my short sentiment that i am expressing about your presser.#nobodycares
— I am Q-tacus 🇺🇸KAG 2020🇺🇲 (@tsgorski) July 17, 2019
— Shawn Tordi (@TordiShawn) July 17, 2019
— Buffers (@Buffy1224) July 17, 2019
Will you have press confrences in jail?
— Michael (@thermoclinee) July 17, 2019
America doesn’t care. Just go away already. Prison is calling
— Rob (@HalaMadrid13X) July 17, 2019
No one will be watching.
— JFC 🇺🇸 (@TheKingOSpades) July 17, 2019
No cares about you.
— Czech Mate (@wonderbeer) July 17, 2019
Shouldn’t you be focusing on how to avoid prison rather than trying to get over 1 million Twitter followers?
Your days free are numbered you know.
— Guccifer Two Point Oh (@guccifertwo) July 17, 2019
When will you be announcing your candidacy for your 2020 presidential run? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Jason Archie (@JasonArchie2) July 17, 2019
Are you finally going to shut down the 🐸 menace? pic.twitter.com/X50sgrKAnq
— Perpetual_NPC (@NpcPerpetual) July 17, 2019
— D5418 (@Dee54181) July 17, 2019
Im not sure anybody has told you, Michael, but pic.twitter.com/znrVcM5rWq
— Belle (@Belle31433087) July 17, 2019
— Producer Girl (@blueyedproducer) July 17, 2019
I really thought you were in jail? Are people still watching your press conferences? Wow
— Missy (@b4uizme) July 17, 2019
— ndr (@ndr69424529) July 17, 2019
I’m sure @brianstelter will be front row for you
— Old Army MP (@DIPGparent) July 17, 2019
Do you want https://t.co/XpNtn1hx4i or should I let it expire?
— Boomieleaks (@notwokieleaks) July 17, 2019
Oh, good grief, he’s back! Jesus, dude, I thought you were gone for good! Please, stay hidden….your 15 minutes are done!! #CreepyLawyer
— Steve Mullen (@Mullen135) July 17, 2019
What's your best guess as to when you will be ordered to surrender to the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons?
— Jason F. Darnall (@lexiscanis123) July 17, 2019
Going to suggest this is a fizzer. Also that when MSM covers it, there will be little to no reference to the charges filed against you.
— Hank (@uvbinhankt) July 17, 2019
How does it feel knowing that your going to be disbarred soon?
— Mikey (@BeefSexington) July 17, 2019
IF you are offered a plea deal, take it. Then please go away.
— TechTruthTellerOfficial (@Tech_TruTeller) July 17, 2019
And yes, we fully expect that CNN’s Brian Stelter is on a plane to Los Angeles as we speak with a camera crew.
Calif. State Bar moves towards disbarring Michael Avenatti (it’s gotten even MORE awkward for CNN) https://t.co/alaxfNXixY
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 5, 2019