Reza Aslan is one of those blue-checks who has a website and keeps the rest of his accomplishments a mystery, but he watched Donald Trump Jr. kick off President Trump’s re-election campaign rally in Orlando and decided to … well, you know how Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high?” Well, she was wrong about a lot.

Yeah, this is the same guy who says he cried watching Gillette’s “toxic masculinity” spot but thought Covington Catholic High School student Nick Sandmann had the most “punchable face” he’d ever seen.

Because he’s garbage?