Full disclosure: We had no idea there was a Broadway play called “Hillary and Clinton” — that’s what we get for not subscribing to The New York Times and reading the Arts section each week.
We also didn’t know that there were two reasonably big names involved: Laurie Metcalf (“Roseanne,” “The Big Bang Theory”) and John Lithgow (“3rd Rock from the Sun,” “The Crown”) starred as, you guessed it, Hillary and Bill Clinton. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the play “depicts a fictional conversation between the two during the 2008 primary season in a New Hampshire hotel room.”
Broadway play "Hillary and Clinton" closing early due to low ticket sales https://t.co/V7eDwxBBuP pic.twitter.com/GpCzO847aR
— The Hill (@thehill) June 17, 2019
Wow, it’s amazing what they can do with makeup. In case you want to rush to see the play before it closes, we just checked and the cheapest ticket is $102. Get back to us when they depict a fictional conversation between the two on election night 2016 at the Javits Center.
Hahaha!
— Debrah (@TheDivaWorld) June 17, 2019
Shocking!
— Hofwof (@Hofwof1) June 17, 2019
Oops! pic.twitter.com/R9DSwRCeJG
— Khusi Vuka (@KhusiVuka) June 17, 2019
Kind of like their stupid speaking tour.
— Mike Fazioli (@FazioliMike) June 17, 2019
Hahahahahahahahahahah sorry this is childish of me Hahahahahahahahahaha?????????
— Patricia Reffner (@pattyreffner) June 17, 2019
The people have spoken AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/3H96a1i1Pr
— didi?hopes? (@DidiHopes) June 17, 2019
Who would have guessed?
— Edgernr (@BlernDirk) June 17, 2019
what fool goes to this crap?
— Fred who loves USA (@tdflowsmart) June 17, 2019
Haven’t we been subjected to enough of the Clintons?
— Joie ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@JoieQ101) June 17, 2019
I wouldn't see a play based on these two clowns if it was for free in a park. "Come on kids. Let's picnic somewhere less corrupt"
— Helena ?WoC for Bernie? (@Sisterray63) June 17, 2019
And yes, their speaking tour wasn’t a big draw either, with the New York Post reporting that “organizers soon had to slash listed prices and even offer discount ducats through Groupon to boost sales.”
Ticket prices plunge for Bill and Hillary Clinton’s speaking tour – maybe they should do the Streisand trick of calling it a 'Farewell Tour' or do us all a favor and really make it a farewell tour: https://t.co/AdTT7WG2kq
— MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) May 6, 2019
We’d pay to hear Bill Clinton apologize to even one woman who’s accused him or rape or sexual harassment.
Related:
Will Hillary Clinton be president … of her new Hollywood production company with daughter Chelsea? https://t.co/fqUoZu4P6e
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 30, 2019
