We’re not trying to make fun of Joe Weisanthal, but his tweet has really caught on. In short, Business Insider reports that millennials are ditching alcohol, and Weisanthal’s just looking for somewhere to hang out after work and socialize that doesn’t revolve around alcohol. Or sugar or caffeine. There’s always the water cooler at the office, but eventually they kick you out so they can lock up.

He’s welcome to hang with us.

Millennial problems, right?