'Outstanding': Mitch McConnell's official account is now selling 'Cocaine Mitch' T-shirts

As plenty of people on Twitter noticed recently, opponents of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell keep giving him nicknames that make him sound even more awesome. Sen. Dick Durbin dubbed him Nuclear Mitch, which sounds great, and Sen. Chuck Schumer called him “the grim reaper,” which he’s proudly run with, saying he’s happy to be the grim reaper when it comes to the Democrats’ “socialist schemes.”

But the nickname that’s really stuck is Cocaine Mitch, and now his team has put the famous Cocaine Mitch meme on a T-shirt and are selling it.

A year ago, a legend was born. Own your piece of history. #CocaineMitch

— Team Mitch (@Team_Mitch) May 8, 2019

Become an official member of the Cartel! pic.twitter.com/NldVtTeJgj

— Team Mitch (@Team_Mitch) May 8, 2019

Be an official member of Mitch McConnell’s cartel — that’s classic.

Outstanding

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 8, 2019

INBOX: pic.twitter.com/WoJA6WCxHI

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 8, 2019

It’s Merrick Garland, God rest his soul.

??? hilarious

— SparklyBitsy (@BitsySparkly) May 8, 2019

pic.twitter.com/bJHc4VyCnF

— Eric Cunningham (@decunningham2) May 8, 2019

I love this so much pic.twitter.com/Myqkl8JZzT

— Andrew Mahaleris (@Mahaleris) May 8, 2019

ordered

— Joey Evans (@Joey_Evans_Nerd) May 8, 2019

@ark_ryl oh my god WANT

— Sarah Stook (@sarah_stook) May 8, 2019

Amazing.

— E.D.B. Cris (@edbc21) May 8, 2019

It's so… beautiful.

— original_cretin (@recover_thiz) May 8, 2019

I would also buy a hoodie version.

— Trust is a powerful thing. (@HelloToTheVoid) May 8, 2019

Can you please, please, please make some ladies t-shirts???????? Scoop neck would be my suggestion, preferably 3/4 sleeve.

— Rare, Exquisite Apu (Alabaster) (@whois_John_Galt) May 8, 2019

Well played. pic.twitter.com/dvm8qnZE5Q

— Jellenne (@jellen805) May 8, 2019

OMG … I am sooooo buying this! ???

— Side Eye Selma ? (@Neweirs) May 8, 2019

Excuse me sir… how does one "own a lib"?

Mitch: Outta my way you little fart sniffer, lemme show you how its done!

— Zach S. (@The2GreatStorm) May 8, 2019

We’ll take a grim reaper hoodie too as soon as they’re ready.

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'Cocaine Mitch FTW!!!' Mitch McConnell knows how to trigger the libs without breaking a sweat https://t.co/kTAecaMh2y

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 8, 2019