So here you are doing social media for Chase, which could be kind of tricky when you have presidential candidates like Elizabeth Warren demonizing you every other day in a speech and demanding you be broken up along with the social media giants.
But it’s Monday morning, so why not post some #MondayMotivation?
Our #MondayMotivation is to get better at #MondayMotivation tweets. Thanks for the feedback Twitter world.
— Chase (@Chase) April 29, 2019
Demolish your bank and redistribute all the wealth #MondayMotivation
— julia mae ? (@JuliaFtacek) April 29, 2019
You're providing good #MondayMotivation for the overthrow of capitalism
— Scott A.W. Brown (@Scott_AW_Brown) April 29, 2019
We're going to nationalize you some day.
— Grackadillo (@TedA_PPU512) April 29, 2019
We will burn every chase bank to the ground after the revolution
— ??? eleanor ??? (@rainandcakes) April 29, 2019
“We will burn every chase bank to the ground after the revolution.”
That escalated quickly. We’re not sure if Eleanor is a parody or not; her background image is Vladimir Lenin and her preferred pronouns are she and her.
— Don’t tell my wife I’m here (@teremy_jaylor) April 29, 2019
We’d think burning down the banks would happen during the revolution, but we guess you have to go back and set whatever you missed on fire. Reminds us of the Antifa goons smashing ATMs in Berkeley because Milo Yiannopoulos was scheduled to give a speech that ended up canceled.
You wouldn’t last two minutes in an actual revolution.
— Dwarfclone (@Dwarfclone) April 29, 2019
Your fantasies can't ever be quenched, can they?
— Ƨputzɘɘ⭐Dalɔassıan (@SputzeeD) April 29, 2019
Sorry, you need to have logic, fundamental understanding of human nature, competant friends, and intelligence to run a revolution, none of which communists have.
Also hello @FBI and @TwitterSupport
— Mister36 (@Mister36_MN) April 29, 2019
Make sure you print enough pamphlets
— Cal (@CTunes3) April 29, 2019
Here are some paintings of Chase banks on fire if you can use them in your pamphlets.
hey bank check out this feedback pic.twitter.com/fe0ZQXDfkD
— Wu Weed™ (@WuTangCannabis) April 29, 2019
— SM MACIAS (@LRT1x) April 29, 2019
Eleanor had posted a photo of herself returning from therapy but it looks like her account was suspended before we were able to publish. Darn.
“Thanks for the feedback Twitter world.”
Sean McElwee sounds pretty jazzed that the Green New Deal would require an actual revolution https://t.co/19gbiuLT2k
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 12, 2019
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