We note every once in a while that we try to stick to covering the blue-checks of Twitter rather than shine the spotlight on some random tweeter. We still weren’t sure about this one; the guy’s been verified by Twitter, but for what?
We had to search, but Wikipedia says Daryush Valizadeh, aka Roosh, is “an American blogger, pickup artist, and writer known for his posts related to the manosphere.” He’s also published books like “Day Bang: How To Casually Pick Up Girls During The Day,” and “Game,” which “teaches men how to meet and attract women in an age where smartphones, feminism, and anti-masculinity propaganda have made connecting with the opposite sex harder than ever before.”
He’s also quite the conspiracy theorist. We thought Slate had already reached the bottom of the barrel of Christchurch coverage with its take that “all of white Australia is implicated in the deaths,” but Roosh’s take surpasses that.
I believe that the New Zealand shooting was most likely an Israeli intelligence operation to tilt New Zealand's policies in favor of Israel. They made sure not to link the shooter to Trump, since the latter is a strong Israeli ally. pic.twitter.com/sKxNFfUogR
— Roosh (@rooshv) March 18, 2019
In the meanwhile, New Zealand's politicians are using the shooting as a welcome gift to push the standard globohomo agenda. pic.twitter.com/33vtK0Tvf9
— Roosh (@rooshv) March 18, 2019
You know, the standard globohomo agenda.
Interesting theory. I think the shooting might have been done by @volkswagen to move attention away from the diesel scandal. They made sure that the perpetrator didn't drive one of their cars so they won't be associated with it.
— Silv (@SilvesterFire) March 19, 2019
It's time to change the aluminum foil strip in your hat. The old one is worn out.
— David Abramovitz (@sliv_the_eli) March 19, 2019
— TheWonderingIsraeli (@WonderngIsraeli) March 19, 2019
Excellent! Another chance to use this meme courtesy of roosh. 🤗🙄🙄 pic.twitter.com/zLTPG7rkSj
— JayTee (@mr_tier318) March 19, 2019
okay?! is this tweet trolling or the comments trolling this tweet are trolling….???!!!!!!!
— Skywinner (@skywinner89) March 19, 2019
Bigfoot did it. Elvis helped.
— Richard Coles (@RichardColes) March 19, 2019
This is either a parody account, or………
TIN FOIL HAAAATTTSS!!!
— Wishmaster🇬🇧🏴🇮🇱 (@thebigbadger) March 19, 2019
You have a blue tick?? My G-d.
— Richard Shein (@RichardShein) March 19, 2019
damn twitter just gives out verified to everyone now huh
— wicked jew ✨ (@egrillmaria) March 19, 2019
‘Source: the voices in my head’
— Nick Mazonowicz (@MazonowiczNick) March 19, 2019
— Get a real job (@HallzmNC) March 19, 2019
Wow this must be really great pickup material for meeting women 🙄
— Johnny Pisspots (@The_Ophilus) March 19, 2019
— Julian Young (@TheLWA) March 19, 2019
A new kind of stupid..with a blue check mark.
— Scottie (@Scottie88012320) March 19, 2019
It's unbelievable that some people cannot see events such as the recent one in NZ is the work of one terrorist loony. Instead they have to blame somebody. According to them it's either "the Muslims" or "the Jews", Conspiracy theorists abound yet again.
— Helga Speck (@HelgaSpeck) March 19, 2019
— Kid in the Hall™️ (@Eradicator_NYC) March 19, 2019
You got issues mate
— (((Sultan-Caliph Abdallah))) (@abdallaha92) March 19, 2019
Holy shit dude, I just heard the shooter was really a Kardashian looking for publicity. Can anyone independent verify? There weren’t on Twitter much that day.
— Chad (@socksnsandal) March 19, 2019
— Eli Neuberger (@thevoos) March 19, 2019
you: the Joos did it, I swear!
— Joshua Fairbanks (@JavonFair) March 19, 2019
I heard that Mossad agents were active at the mosque radicalising young Muslims for intelligence gathering in Syria.
— Robohuwomen (@DavidWr10816450) March 19, 2019
And another conspiracy theorist weighs in…
— Dan Linn (@daniellinn) March 19, 2019
Jesus, this account has been hijacked. Tell me that's what this is.
— The Great Alfonso (@thisispongo) March 19, 2019
I've spotted the first #cuckoo of spring!
— (((Itzik))) (@lamdeinu) March 19, 2019
We all know who really was behind it. pic.twitter.com/FErFLiLqRW
— RUSSAFC (@russafc) March 19, 2019
I don’t think it was Israeli. Because they could have just used their weather machines to create a natural disaster in NZ. Why go so messy and low tech. I think Martians were behind the attack because the manifesto doesn’t mention them so must be.
— josh szpilzinger (@HamekorJosh) March 19, 2019
How exactly would it tilt New Zealand policies in favour of Israel?
— Individual within Humanity 🔧🌏 (@VOR_IH) March 19, 2019
Newsflash: NZ isn’t important enough that the Mossad would commit resources. This is nutty.
— Ken Cohen (@RabbiKenCohen) March 19, 2019
— SYNc (@Savagemind125) March 19, 2019
I believe that I have flushed greater intelligence in the last 24 hours than you demonstrate with this tweet.
Most likely you are a bigot and like all bigots, your views are not worth the time of day.
Go tell it to the cult. Nobody else is interested.
— #KroenkeOut (@tfgwrites) March 19, 2019
Aa a doctor, I will say it one more time. Each patient who's brain was completely eaten by syphilys, report back to my clinic immediately to get help. Big discount today for infected conspiracy theories nuts.
— Dr. Arganot 🇮🇱 (@proctologistIL) March 19, 2019
— Nevermore (@Rattus2384) March 19, 2019
Is this a joke?
— Caleb Sulkin (@caleb_sulkin) March 19, 2019
This is a joke right. Not funny.
— 🇮🇱Gesher613🇮🇱 (@Gesher613) March 19, 2019
And the award for prick of the day goes to ….
— londonjimmya (@londonjimmya) March 19, 2019
Roosh, if you don't stop this the Mossad will use their evil powers to force all women to find you repulsive.
— Spring Pun (@JuvenileBluster) March 19, 2019
Latest counter terrorism research from …
the guy that said butts make you gay over time.
— 𝑬𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑺𝒌𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒏 (@J_Mirasty) March 19, 2019
Odd, you'd think a president that is purportedly such a racist and white supremacist would have a problem with jews… since you know, that's kind of the point with nazis.
— NorseCrow (@NorseCrow) March 19, 2019
Especially a president that had the hutzpah to move the US embassy to Jerusalem…triggering other nations to follow.
— Chewybunny (@Chewybunny) March 19, 2019
This mission was so secretive, even we didn’t know about it.
— עם ישראל חי (@Telaviv24) March 19, 2019
— Tel Aviv Yonatan🕍 (@TelAvivYonatan) March 19, 2019
I believe that the New Zealand shooting was most likely an operation of a cruel hater, and that you were possibly dropped on your head as a child.
— Malkah Fleisher 🕎 (@MalkahFleisher) March 20, 2019
you are crazy and antisemitic
— Yakov (@Americanhasid) March 20, 2019
I think you need to see a doctor quickly
— Isaac Balbin (@Isaac_Balbin) March 20, 2019
Meth. Not even once.
— Mark Boone (@markboone219) March 19, 2019
Those pesky Jews, tilting New Zealand’s policies in favor of Israel by *checks notes* slaughtering Muslims in a mosque. Seek help.
— Stosh Spamberg (@conservativo10) March 19, 2019
This is probably the grossest response to the shooting. Stop trying to pit Muslims and Jews against each other. Stop perpetuating violent and hateful rhetoric. You are the problem.
— yassss (@JasmineSep) March 20, 2019
You realise this is a deranged conspiracy theory that helps contribute to online anti-semitism, right?
— Mike Short (@MikeShort8) March 20, 2019
You’re a racist.
— Steve Lewis (@LewisSJ) March 19, 2019
What’s sad is over 400 idiots actually liked your post.
— Hollywood (@Hollywo36597428) March 20, 2019
And this guy has a blue check for what again?
'WTF???' Slate plummets to 'new low' with this demented take on the Christchurch massacre https://t.co/3y5qON3uhu
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 19, 2019