Malia Obama is currently the top trending topic on Twitter in the United States, apparently, because a photo showed her drinking wine, and at 20, she’s underage. Also, she’s not a fan of the current president, according to her secret Facebook page. The TMZ crowd or someone similar must be tweeting about her a lot, but we pretty much don’t care.

That’s why we’ve put together some tweets to have handy Tuesday when liberal news outlets post stories about conservatives “pouncing” on the former president’s daughter.

Hey, that didn’t take long … here’s the Angry Black Lady herself, Imani Gandy: