We’ve already heard plenty about how the student at the center of the Covington Catholic High School video has a punchable face, but the D.C. Chronicle reports that “Saturday Night Live” writer Sarah Beattie offered oral sex to anyone who would punch that face.
SNL Writer Offers Fellatio To Anyone Punching Covington Minor in Face https://t.co/A0zle5rPNt
— Matt Couch 🎙 (@RealMattCouch) January 21, 2019
We guess that would be shocking, but we’re old enough to remember when Nina Burleigh offered President Bill Clinton oral sex as a reward for keeping abortion legal, and that was a while ago.
Here’s a screenshot courtesy of the D.C. Chronicle — the tweet’s since been deleted:
Like we said, that tweet was deleted, but this one stands, so it’s not as though new video of the incident made her rescind her offer:
oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 21, 2019
Honest question: Which “wave [of] feminism” this tweet corresponds to? https://t.co/iGV8rhH24z
— Mihail Iordanov (@ThirdTurning) January 21, 2019
Madonna offered the same thing to guys who voted for Obama… Guess it's part of that "me too" thing.
The women on the left are seriously messed up…
— robyn (@RHinCHELSEA) January 22, 2019
— gregkrehbiel (@gregkrehbiel) January 21, 2019
— AntiFeminist… GIRL?! (@NoWayFemme) January 22, 2019
— Jay Nanney (@Jay_Nanney) January 21, 2019
Jeezz. Not this liberal. Please. This is a bit too much https://t.co/8wugtydBV3
— Safeer (@safeermaan) January 21, 2019
Comedy writer, huh? No wonder late-night comedy is dead.
Reza Aslan, who cried at the Gillette commercial, thinks Covington Catholic HS student has a 'punchable face' https://t.co/Z23tn1G5nw
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 21, 2019