As Twitchy reported earlier, Sen. Marco Rubio posted a thread Thursday wondering how Bay County in Florida managed to get all its election results in on time despite having suffered a Category 4 hurricane just a month ago, and yet Broward County’s supervisor still doesn’t know how many ballots are left to be counted, more than 41 hours after the polls closed. editor Charles C. W. Cooke is asking the same question a lot of people are asking:

Sort of … Cooke just became a U.S. citizen this February, so he is new here. Who wants to help out the new guy?

Oh man, we’re old enough to remember voters crying during testimony because there were just certain they’d accidentally voted for Bush by mistake. And that alone was embarrassing enough to keep them from giving it a shot anyway.