Nick Jack Pappas calls himself a writer, comedian, and activist, but as a comedian, he’s usually better at setting up the jokes and letting others fill in the funny bits.
Check out his biting sarcasm as he disqualifies the GOP members of the Senate Judiciary Committee by means of age and race:
There's no need for an independent FBI investigation into Ford's allegations against Kavanaugh. Let's just trust the questions from 11 white male Republicans with an average age of 62 who are part of a committee that hasn't had a Republican woman in its 202-year history.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 19, 2018
Just sayin’, be careful what you wish for: word is there might be an FBI agent or two who’s also 62 and a white male. How would that be fair?
It's like Social Justice Mad Libs. https://t.co/MG27AMG0yZ
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 19, 2018
He even managed to work race into the sexual misconduct accusations against Brett Kavanaugh, though we’re not sure how that works here.
Aren’t Ford and Kavanaugh white?
— Pete???? (@usafss74) September 19, 2018
Why does it matter if they’re white?
— Nick (@realDJTDefender) September 19, 2018
What does race have to do with it?
— Zeno (@surtsey55) September 19, 2018
Ford is white. Kavanaugh is white. Everyone involved is white. I'm very confused by the constant harping on race in this situation. https://t.co/OXjtFD5usD
— Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) September 19, 2018
Damn those white men and their
hearing that we asked for. https://t.co/O3R1vWjuaM
— Populo Iratus (@cmahar3) September 19, 2018
When you have no evidence… pic.twitter.com/tz7KM2Jr4X
— Gab.AI/msgianna (@GiannaProUSA) September 19, 2018
Grasping at straws so now we are making this a race and age issue too? Parody.
— Aztec Death Whistle (@speshalist1) September 19, 2018
The Identity politics of Progressive Democrats is as old as their 1800's ideology…
— Yahtahei (@Yahtahei) September 19, 2018
Would it change anything if one of them identified as a female?
— kc2fargo (@kc2fargo) September 19, 2018
Problem with that is the republican party hasn't been around for 202 years, and then once the party did form, they were busy for a while…ya know, freeing the slaves and other stuff like that.
— MATH0522 (@MATH_0522) September 19, 2018
FBI wants no part of this, for good reason. This tweet is either intentionally dishonest or just plain ignorant. Not sure which.
— first noel (@NHolmstedt) September 19, 2018
It is a good thing there is no need for an FBI investigation of the assault allegations since there was no way they could because of Statutes of Limitations. Democrats, next time nominate a candidate that will work their ass off to be #POTUS. Then you pick some judges.?
— E DEPLORABUS UNUM (@LowInfoTweeter) September 19, 2018
If he insists on bringing race into it …
Now do Keith Ellison
— PastaFace PizzaBoy (@Couple_o_toes) September 19, 2018
'Hell of a take'! Kirsten Powers' case against Brett Kavanaugh is some seriously weak sauce https://t.co/r9O2VFt1oZ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 18, 2018