Jimmy Kimmel writer Bess Kalb has already posted a few hot takes on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, such as this one:

We doubt Kavanaugh wants to do any of those things, but even if he did, how could one Supreme Court justice of nine “immediately” reverse Roe v. Wade and outlaw same-sex marriage? We’re pretty sure that’s not how it works.

But now that Kavanaugh has been accused by Dr. Christine Blasey Ford of pinning her to a bed while a friend watched, Kalb is working the new material into her act, although it seems to suggest Kavanaugh will be confirmed:

Remember back in 2012 when people on social media were convinced Mitt Romney was going to ban tampons if he were elected? “Someone please shoot the guy,” was among the responses, along with threats by women to “bleed on his face.”

That’s not how any of this works.


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