OK, we’re just about done. If being paid less than $15 an hour (not $14, not $16 — FIFTEEN U.S. DOLLARS) is “violence,” then there’s no reason to even use words anymore, because they mean nothing.

Geez, when the hell did this kid find the time for a photo shoot if he’s supposed to run the cash register AND bake donuts?

That was our question, exactly.

Nah, just pose for a poster with your employer’s name on it accusing them of “violence” for making you work. That’ll do wonders.