The press release, titled “We Must Secure The Border And Build The Wall To Make America Safe Again,” went up on the DHS website in February, but it seems it wasn’t until now that people managed to uncover the secret Nazi messages encoded within. Pay attention now:

Do go on …

Now that she’d been clued in, we demand that Pelosi make some sort of public statement about this immediately.

So the phrase “We must secure,” the number of bullet points (14), and the number 88 all are Nazi code.

Narrator: She didn’t.

Hmm… so they used the number 88 in the press release because that was the actual number of people who’d been allowed to enter the border on that particular day. Or so they’d like you to think.

Why aren’t journalists all over this?

Brian Stelter — get on this, now.

Only 13 actual bullet points instead of 14? That was just to try to throw people off the trail, but it didn’t work.