Um, what? Map shows where 'spontaneous protests have been planned' if Trump fires Mueller

TAP Alerts brags in its Twitter bio that it’s blocked by @realDonaldTrump, and also that it offers “the latest breaking alerts 24/7.”

So, exactly what kind of breaking alerts can we expect? Well, here’s a map the account posted showing the location of planned, spontaneous protests across the nation were President Trump to fire either Robert Mueller or Rod Rosenstein.

https://twitter.com/TAPAlerts/status/986775083971694592

There sure are a lot of big blue circles on that map, but the tweet left a lot of people asking …

Uh… https://t.co/qMFbVNqrAd

— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) April 19, 2018

"spontaneous" https://t.co/wq0YGqX4Nb

— Beard and Circus (@Shooter_ptpx01) April 19, 2018

"spontaneous protests have been planned" ? https://t.co/K9Aqv8oI7S

— Just Karl (@justkarl) April 19, 2018

"Spontaneous protests have been planned" ? https://t.co/TOF6m3zFQf

— Pouncing Baptist (@PeculiarBaptist) April 19, 2018

[ Spontaneously planned protests. It's just crazy enough to be crazy. ] https://t.co/tbzXUkTjS3

— Ben Shapiro Quotes (@BenShapQuotes) April 19, 2018

I don't think spontaneous means what you think it means. https://t.co/2NQ9GKWcw8

— Lady Hecate (@Hecate40) April 19, 2018

The words "spontaneous" and "planned" are opposites. https://t.co/6DSRUuiOKU

— Gritty Travis (@OldManTravis) April 19, 2018

Spontaneous (adj.): Performed or occuring as a result of impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus https://t.co/VL3T8lKRz8

— Mo Mo (@molratty) April 19, 2018

Yep, people in all of those circles are going to rush out of their homes and into the streets — spontaneously — the minute word gets out that Trump has fired either Mueller or Rosenstein. Imagine their surprise when they see all the neighbors doing exactly the same thing and — Shazam! — it’s a protest!

https://twitter.com/mattgangwer/status/987110451229184001

We know it’s from back when The Resistance thought Trump would fire Mueller on Christmas Eve, but these tips always give us a good laugh … so spontaneous!

A few helpful hints:

Memorize important contacts

You need a solar charger, a headlamp, a bail fund

Set an off-site meeting time & place with your crew

Someone stays at that place while you march

That person administrates your bail

Tomorrow: Dress for the street https://t.co/bUToXWK5Bn

— Gussie's Guide (@gussieherself) December 17, 2017

Related:

Pretend district attorney Sam Waterston ready to take to the streets if Rod Rosenstein is fired https://t.co/dlCtEkqSdg

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 17, 2018