We’ve seen plenty of takes on President Trump’s alleged reference to “shithole countries” — poor Anderson Cooper was almost in tears — but there’s something about this take from The Washington Post’s Paul Farhi that really captures the “Won’t someone think of the children!” vibe.

That, literally, was the last thing on our minds. If Trump hadn’t opened his big mouth, the girls on the playground probably would have been talking about the day’s other news, like whether a pink pussyhat is appropriate considering it doesn’t properly represent women of color and transwomen.

If they read Teen Vogue, they’ve already seen a guide to anal sex, so that problem is solved.


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HAHAHAHA! The pink pussy hat is the latest victim of the SJW mob