Everybody is mad at Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai.

You see, not only did Pai end the internet as we know it by presiding over the repeal of those Obama-era net neutrality rules; he rubbed salt in the wound by shooting a video reminding people of all the things (well, seven actually) they’d still be able to do after net neutrality was repealed — including remaining a part of your favorite fandom.

Admittedly, the video was a little childish, which unfortunately made it the ideal delivery medium for childish times — just look at all the childish freakouts about the “end of the internet” and $2 Google searches. Check out Newsweek’s take:

Yes, it was a stunt, but “Last Jedi” star Mark Hamill took it very seriously, calling Pai “unworthy” of wielding a toy lightsaber.

Who wants to be the one to tell Mark Hamill that Jedi aren’t real?

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