When asking if there’s a way Hillary Clinton could end up in the Oval Office, it’s best to be specific: is she there as president, on a White House tour, or just as a gag before she’s cuffed?
Harvard University professor Lawrence Lessig posited his theory on Medium, and Newsweek decided to share his five-step plan, which is really less than impressive and something it doesn’t take a constitutional law expert to figure out.
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) October 16, 2017
A Harvard professor wrote this and it barely rises to the level of the bad blogging of a HuffPost commenter.https://t.co/O72bC8wHxE
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) October 17, 2017
In short, Trump’s impeached (for colluding with Russia — good luck with that), Mike Pence resigns too (over Russia), and finally, Speaker Paul Ryan “does the right thing,” chooses Clinton as president, and then resigns too.
Cool fanfic, bro. https://t.co/63KP82z15M
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) October 17, 2017
We like these theories better, though.
This isn't even the most efficient way. Here, lemme sketch it out.
(1) Dems win House in 2018. Name HRC speaker (which they can).
(2) Impeach Trump.
(3) Impeach Pence.
(4) HRC president.
Geez guys. I know it's fan fic but c'mon! https://t.co/H4mmDTd2WI
— Jay Cost (@JayCostTWS) October 17, 2017
1. Win the next election.
There, I edited the article for accuracy and brevity. https://t.co/95HSvxS1xQ
— Ben P (@freedomanddogs) October 17, 2017
How about … time travel?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 17, 2017
If she went back in time it would just result in groundhogs day where she wakes up on the same day n keeps losing.
— Louis Mcdonald (@lmcdonald420) October 17, 2017
she could be married to bill clinton in 1992. https://t.co/MXpC7bzFpr
— whalefish (@whalefishery) October 17, 2017
It involves unicorns and fairy dust. https://t.co/s2sZ5RnXyI
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) October 17, 2017
Are there stairs? I don't think she can make it if there are stairs. Or curbs. https://t.co/7HUgYJz35b
— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) October 17, 2017
Does it involve sneaking in and then running past security? https://t.co/nOCDEgWGNH
— Daniel Larison (@DanielLarison) October 17, 2017
Yes, it does.
1. Go on White House tour
2. Break away from tour once inside WH
3. Sneak into Oval Office
4. Get Arrested by security
5. Play victim https://t.co/lAVEm92wOl
— Ray G. (@rlg100619) October 17, 2017
She falls out of a plane and crashes through the roof? https://t.co/Sxr2aQqNuK
— Anthony Cumia (@AnthonyCumiaxyz) October 17, 2017
I can do this in 1, far more realistic, step: Hillary bitten by radioactive boll weevil; inhabits Trump’s skin to reign as President. https://t.co/BskdvxAsAi
— Johanna Talcott (@johannatalcott) October 17, 2017
Straightforward from here. https://t.co/ibdojZqeLE
— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) October 17, 2017
if trump invites her to visit https://t.co/g5B2bxDuC1
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) October 17, 2017
Only way she gets in the Oval Office is if Trump wants to see her beg for a pardon after her conviction. https://t.co/4C6XZQVhKJ
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) October 17, 2017
These are not serious people. https://t.co/lIraBOy3DC
— Mr. X (@stillglomar) October 17, 2017
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 17, 2017
Man, what happened to this guy? This is as bad as the Birthers who thought Obama's first year could simply be declared void ab initio. https://t.co/jptu5wRfwK
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) October 17, 2017
I thought the russia thing was done. Apparently not. Just Let It Die. Your only hurting yourselves now. https://t.co/gBKkYDmQYj
— NerdyDove (@NerdyDove) October 17, 2017
Remember when Hillary said that Trump/Republicans wouldn't accept the results of the election? Good times! https://t.co/cHTj0zi8hI
— R.J. Kendall 🐀 (@RJ_Kendall) October 17, 2017
Newsweek is drunk. https://t.co/mE02fIJRIF
— Steven Davis (@stevendavis) October 17, 2017
Now this we believe:
Most probable way for Trump to be reelected is for her not to go away https://t.co/Rf24LArbHW
— Dan Rosenblum (@sharkbiotech) October 17, 2017
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