Anthony Scaramucci lasted only 10 days as White House communications director before a colorful phone call to the New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza went public. Not much had been heard from “The Mooch” since, and though he’s booked on “The Colbert Report” Monday night, the public didn’t have to wait that long to squeeze a little more entertainment value from him.

On Wednesday night, Scaramucci kicked things off by likening Ryan Lizza to the woman who recorded her phone calls with Monica Lewinsky.

If Lizza is Tripp, that would make Scaramucci …? Gross.

He can do better.

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