Whoever’s behind PETA’s Twitter account decided on Wednesday to try something bold and daring, at least for that particular organization: words.
Present your best argument for eating bacon.
— PETA (@peta) June 28, 2017
PETA had no shortage of replies, but Sen. Orrin Hatch’s office deserves special mention for perhaps the best answer of all: an American flag emoji.
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
BECAUSE AMERICA, DAMN IT.
That wasn’t all, though, as someone decided to tell a story in pictures.
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
That’s a pretty strong argument, no doubt. That looks … really good.
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
MORE BACON.
This might take a few tweets. https://t.co/qZsOJY8A3P
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) June 29, 2017
The burden of proof is on you, not bacon. https://t.co/7qYu5nJYa3
— Jay Cost (@JayCostTWS) June 29, 2017
Present your best argument for eating soy. https://t.co/bTlRv09DdD
— John Durant (@johndurant) June 29, 2017
1) It's bacon. https://t.co/pMSgZR8cds
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) June 29, 2017
2 million years of evolution has resulted in humans thinking bacon smells and tastes delicious. Trust the process. https://t.co/tjGovs5A4c
— Harold Stickeehands (@StickeeNotes) June 29, 2017
Have you tasted bacon??! It's amazing. https://t.co/rd6uLAAhCK
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) June 29, 2017
I have taste buds. https://t.co/FTJoJczNTE
— Austin Braun (@AustinOnSocial) June 29, 2017
It tastes good https://t.co/iMGlDw6x1b
— Gabe DeArmond (@GabeDeArmond) June 29, 2017
Present any good argument for not eating it. https://t.co/jJOftROqNT
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) June 29, 2017
Bacon unites people of all stripes, backgrounds, and socio-economic standings. https://t.co/aHkPj719EZ
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) June 29, 2017
Because bacon. https://t.co/0U9hBP4Ns9
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) June 29, 2017
It pisses you off. https://t.co/xO9V9Kuzq1
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) June 29, 2017
It makes you cry. https://t.co/7GB5tC2Hgk
— Ben (@BenHowe) June 29, 2017
I love this thread. It's just people saying, "But it's delicious" and PETA saying "NOPE!" https://t.co/a4mGP7wKUm
— Nick Turner (@SFNick) June 29, 2017
One more from Sen. Hatch:
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
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Related:
‘You have lost your damn minds’! PETA’s anti-milk crusade jumps the shark https://t.co/UrOawugXxk
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 31, 2017
